The Last Days of Jack Sparks

by Jason Arnopp

‘People only speak certainty, fast as they fuckin’ can. When was the last time you saw someone online posting, “I don’t yet have an opinion on this subject, but I’ll come back to you when I do”?’

Dragon Lord arches a smug eyebrow my way. ‘There is no “I” in “team”.’ ‘No,’ I reply. ‘But there is a “u” in “cunt”.’