It’s also why I don’t drink. The six times in my life that I have been drunk, I became someone I didn’t like at all. Let me say this: I am a Virgo, and I admittedly have control issues. I was the girl who didn’t know how drunk she was until she was crouched between two parked cars, puking on her own Doc Martens. And after I’d spew my Malibu and pineapple juice, my Kahlua and cream, my black Sambuca, basically anything with a sugar content of 5,000 grams or more, girl, that’s when the party really started. Booze does things to me that make me want to do things to other people. It makes me lose
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