YOU SPEND HOURS PERFECTING THAT #SELFIE and hundreds, sometimes thousands on those clothes. So, when the time comes for you to walk the runway of life, don’t be so effed up you stumble. It’s not that the fabulous don’t ever fall. (When we do, we do it spectacularly.) It’s that if you’re going to fall flat on your face, you want it to be because you reached for the stars and missed, not because you reached for that tenth drink and got pissed. Keep it classy, kids. Remember there is a time and a place for everything. Use your head.

