unless your name is Mariah, being a diva doesn’t always pay the bills. And until it does, you need a day job. There’s no shame in that. We all do whatever it takes to survive. But always, always remember this: Just because you have to clock in from nine to five, or work on the assembly line, or field customer service calls all day, or shuffle papers, or sell shit you don’t give a shit about doesn’t mean you have to ever stop being fabulous.

