The Nightmare Stacks (Laundry Files, #7)
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wandering male gaze,
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he’s the product of a single-sex schooling followed by graduate and postgraduate studies in a field with institutional gender bias.
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The caretaker is about sixty, the heavy burden of his years slowly crumpling him into an envelope of wheezing lassitude wrapped around a bloated core of abdominal discomfort.
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the cost of refurnishing and restocking the installation to house forty staff on 24x7 rotation
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They’re living the dream, for Marks & Spencer values of the dream, working really hard at being sober-sided middle-class professionals.
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noösphere
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thixotropic
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a sufficiently large congregation of Bible-thumpers can bring about the Apocalypse by summoning up something they’ve mistaken for Jesus.
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Organizations are not human beings and they don’t obey the same priorities. They’re hives.
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you were too specialized, working at too low a level to see the politics going on around you. Hives run on emergent consensus and policy.
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Alex doesn’t so much wonder about sex as have a fully developed five-year post-doc research program in mind, assuming he ever finds a willing collaborator.
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Silent killers who worked in packs, because that kind of brain-work requires a high-energy metabolism and unless they were a tropical-only band of peaceful fruit-eating hippy fuckers, they were hunters.
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they get religion pretty soon, too—an emergent side effect of ascribing intentionality to aspects of their environment.
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“You’re going to get a society based on cognitive binding. Geases all the way down. It’ll make Feudal Japan look like an anarchist utopia.
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the ritual dance of the shadows manipulates distance.
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the mistress of dragons is not noted for her discreet approach to disposing of obstacles.
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perhaps if she could get a glimpse of one of the overseer class she would be able to better understand what she is seeing.
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Pete has had to comfort so many people for whom things are going terribly, unbelievably badly that he keeps his own personal life in an emotional containment grid.
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“Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence or overwork?”
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they have social axioms like love and friendship that denote circumstances in which the normal traffic of obligation is suspended for purely emotional reasons.
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if his brain was a computer it’d be throwing segmentation faults and dumping core
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a Turing Oracle, an abstract function that can resolve undecidable problems (including the Halting Problem) in O(n) time.
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treat any behavior showcased by the male lead in a Hollywood romantic comedy as dangerously abusive.
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butterflies are shooting up crystal meth in his chest.
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Coming right after their daughter coming out, breaking the news to them that their son is a vampire and he’s dating a self-identified elven princess should be a walk in the park. Just don’t mention the pay cut, some residual sense of self-preservation prompts him.
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All they care about is a sensible career development path and a solid pension plan.
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if you farm bees on rhododendron flowers you get poisoned honey
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(Vampires, it turns out, are not abominable undead walking corpses: they’re just a character class.
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The DM makes a steeple of his fingers. “I feel a great disturbance in the force . . .” “Yes, yes, as if a hundred geomancers cried out in frustration and had to rework their topographic maps because the ley line shifted.”
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Martian invasion: sure, the Army understands what it needs to do, if not necessarily how to go about it. Religious apocalypses involving the Four Horsemen: pass the holy water and bend over, here it comes again. But invasion by the armies of Middle Earth—who ordered that?
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Vodafone doesn’t provide cell service in hyperspace,
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Whitehall has been a self-kicking centipede orgy since four o’clock this morning, with phones ringing and secure email systems smoking since whatever it is that’s kicking off kicked off in cloth-capshire or wherever it is up north, interrupting Jeremy’s post-prandial beauty sleep.
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emergent hysteresis loop
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any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology,
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he thinks we’re going to die now, Pete tells himself, trying the idea on for size: it’s a bad fit, but they don’t have time for dramatics, so he dismisses it.