Where will you be sorted? You have the flexibility of a senior citizen in skinny jeans, so you figure goaltending is out. You’re a bit undersized and you shy away from the rough stuff, so you’re pretty sure it won’t be on defense. Your vision’s perfect, so you won’t be an on-ice official. Your heart isn’t a cocktail of rage and depression with a megalomaniacal complex, so you certainly aren’t a coach.
