Mr. Crotchety

by Rich Amooi

“My mom said I had to be nice to you because you have issues.”

“Call Sally Bright! She’ll help you sell the house and she’s the sweetest thing ever! Single, too.” Roger blinked. “I’d rather be kicked in the balls repeatedly until I pass out.”

The meal was fabulous, as usual. Sally had the Chicken Madeira while Portia opted for the Shrimp Scampi.

Sally’s fave is mine! I was just thinking of it and there it was!