The Hammer of Thor (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, #2)

by Rick Riordan

I figured King Mummy would say RARRRR! Or, at most, BRAINS! And then get down to the business of killing us.

I was not ready for “Thank you, mortals! I am in your debt!”

“A thousand years in that stupid box, and now I’m free! HAHAHAHAHA!”

The draugr had zero respect for zombie clichés.

I don’t want to look incompetent in front of that hot lady sword!

SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME, MAGNUS CHASE

I WARNED YOU.

YET YOU FELL INTO LOKI’S TRAP.

NOW THERE IS NO CHOICE,

ONCE YOU HEAL YOUR FRIEND, FIND ME IN JOTUNHEIM. I WILL GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO DEFEAT LOKI’S PLAN.

SEEK OUT HEIMDALL,

HE WILL POINT YOU IN MY DIRECTION. BRING THE OTHER, ALEX FIERRO. SHE IS NOW YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR SUCCESS.

Yes, I heard. My copilot was briefly possessed. What do you want me to do about it?

Loiterers Will Be Shot, Then Arrested and Shot Again

HOLY FREAKING AGGGHHH!

HEARTHSTONE’S ROOM?

NEVER FORGET YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. STRIVE TO BE WORTHY. NORMALCY IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS.

May I please kick your father’s teeth in?

“HURRY UP WITH THAT HAMMER!”

being Thor, he lifted his right leg and farted a thunderclap.

SHE IS NOW YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR SUCCESS.