I tear off the wrapping paper and find a pair of brown socks. Huh, kind of boring. Then they unravel and I laugh for the first time all day. They’re turkey socks. Toe socks, kind of like gloves for your feet. Each toe is a different color and there’s a big silly turkey face on the top and gobble-gobble printed around the top. I love them,
Well I fucking hate them.
