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He must be ten, fifteen years older than me.
YES
He’s wearing a dark gray suit today with a plum-colored tie. Fucking swoon.
?! pass.
“It’s not my fault I dated a gay guy for two years.”
</3
What is it about a watch on a man? It’s so hot. Most guys my age just whip cell phones out of their pocket to check the time. Maybe they’d wear watches if they really understood the appeal to women.
FR
Good luck.” He pats my arm and walks away. Did he just wish me good luck with getting laid?
And you didn't say thank you??
I guess my vagina is an open topic today. Viva la vagina.
Ok
The walls are lined in books. Mainly medical, but there’s a few crime mysteries too. Not a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey anywhere, sadly.
Very sadly. It's okay, though. My bookshelf has all three of the books.
“You do realize we are not in a romance novel, right?
Common irony
“It’s not stalking when we are meant to be together. I can’t help it that I imprinted on him when I was six.” I spit my drink out. “Everly, did you just use a Twilight reference to explain your obsession with Professor Camden?” “I did.” She pauses from her drink-making. “Is that weird?”
I’m fairly sure I ovulate right then and there.
Ok
I tear off the wrapping paper and find a pair of brown socks. Huh, kind of boring. Then they unravel and I laugh for the first time all day. They’re turkey socks. Toe socks, kind of like gloves for your feet. Each toe is a different color and there’s a big silly turkey face on the top and gobble-gobble printed around the top. I love them,
Well I fucking hate them.
“I kinda love imagining high-school you not putting out,” he says when I break the kiss.
Nope. That's where the line should be drawn.
you little hussy,”
Just no. That's not a pet name.
“You smell like nutmeg.” “Does that turn you on, Dr. Miller?”
What the fuck
“What the hell are on your feet?” “Turkey socks,” I reply, wiggling my toes.
BURN THEM
“I shouldn’t have…” He pauses, searching for how he wants to phrase this, and all I can do is stare at him and wait. “Entered you without a condom.”
"Entered you" WHAT IS THATTT
“I’d like to turn you over my knee and spank the shit out of you, and before you get excited, I don’t mean that erotically.”
"Before you get excited" </33
“Is borrowing a dress agreeable?” He cocks one eyebrow. “I love you back,” I reply instead. His eyes spark before his lips twitch in a grin. “The trick was borrowing things for you?” “I’m curious about anal.”
What the fuck is this convo
