“Do all women get turned on when you examine them, Luke?” I don’t wait for a reply. “Probably not. Even though you’re crazy hot and have no right being a gyno, I bet normal women don’t get wet when you walk into the room. I bet they don’t go home and get themselves off imagining it’s your hand instead of their own.” He clears his throat, but I’m on a roll. “There’s something wrong with me, Luke. I dated a gay guy for two years and now I have a gynecologist fetish.”
