Odd Billy Todd

by N.C. Reed

“I’m all grown up, and haired over. Nobody insists to me. Not anymore. Understand?”

This is what I’m gonna say to the next person who treats me like a child.

If they’re holdin’ a gun, we shoot’em. If they’re hurtin’ anybody, we shoot’em. If they’re stealin’, we shoot’em. If they threaten any women or kids, we shoot’em. If they’re still alive, we shoot’em again. That ‘bout covers it, don’t it?”

I just thought this was funny!