If Bucca was indeed a jihadi university, Baghdadi would ultimately become its greatest alumnus.
Valedictorian, Jihadi U. He narrowly beat out a man who was so disgusted at his failure, that he changed his name to Thomas Smith, moved to Nebraska, married an infidel, and had two children and a dog that he corralled with a white picket fence. "That will show those fuckers," he said.
