“Yes.” She grinned. “Did you really grow up in a barn? I think living in a barn would be fun.” This. This is what comes from letting stuck-up rich bitches influence the young. Chris’s sister was a prime candidate for stick-up-the-ass removal. His whole damn family was, for that matter. “No, honey,” I said. “I didn’t. But I bet your momma would feel right at home among cows.” “Moo.” She laughed merrily.