“Why do you know so much?” “I’ve been doing this a long time.” “No, everyone here has been doing this a long time. You know what I mean.” “I find it impossible to do anything without investing in it. Even server work.” “This job was supposed to be easy.” “All jobs are easy for people averse to using their brains. I’m in a slight but stately minority who believes that dining is an art, just like life.”
