Carry On (Simon Snow, #1)

by Rainbow Rowell

“I know what you are,” I snarled. His eyes locked onto mine. “Your roommate?” I shook my head and squeezed the hilt of my sword. Baz stepped into my reach. “Tell me,” he spat. I couldn’t. “Tell me, Snow.” He stepped even closer. “What am I?” I growled again and raised the blade an inch. “Vampire!” I shouted. He must have felt the force of my breath on his face.

What in the twilight???

“One kiss, and you think the world is upside down.” “Two kisses,” I say. And I take him by the back of his neck.

Stoooop I'm blushingggg

Maybe I’ll go over to Minty’s house. And we can watch Mean Girls. And her mum will make us virgin mojitos. And we’ll do gel manis—Minty’s got her own machine. Minty doesn’t care about magic. Minty won’t even read fantasy novels. “I just can’t make myself care,” she says. “It’s all so fake.”

This is why I like Agatha (except the fantasy novels part lol)

(Not taped—stuck to the wall with spells.) (And this is exactly the sort of thing I’m sick of. Like, just use some tape. Why come up with a spell for sticking paper to the wall? Tape. Exists.)

Like she is so real for that

You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. I’d wake up every morning and think, ‘This will end in flames.’

But maybe I’ll honour her memory by fucking right off, the way she tried to. She told me to run.

Yes girl live your life