The Dark Side

by Anthony O'Neill

let the fly know when you’re going to swat. Workers are like dogs: Pat them on the head occasionally. And put them down when necessary. Lie. Lie. Lie. But remember. Move. Move. While others sleep, move. You never know when it’s going to rain. So always carry a denial. Find Oz. And be the Wizard. It’s good to have a rival. It’s even better to crack his skull. If you can’t cover your tracks,