Five Point Someone

by Chetan Bhagat

Sometimes, if you just paraphrase everyone’s arguments, you get to be the good guy.

from Five Point Someone

Blame the whole damn system if you can’t figure anything out.

“Still, I like chivalrous men,” she said, repacking her bag and the million belongings. I did not know if it meant something. I mean, did she want me to know what kind of men she liked, or did she want me to be like the men she liked, or did she like me. Who knows? Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro quiz.

It is amazing how happy one can be with low expectations of one’s self.

I was still kind of numb. When good things happen to you, you kind of feel there is something odd. Like this could be a dream.