Half Girlfriend

by Chetan Bhagat

dribbled

bumpkin

live far away from city

swarm

moving together

insanely

Crazy Manner

scurried

Hurry in short steps

doable,

Able to be done

ethereal.

Very delicate

Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out what’s on their mind.

Pretty girls have the right to hurt men.

Girlfriends come and go but, thank God, mothers don’t break up with you.

When two women don’t share the right vibe, a peaceful hour together is a minor miracle.

Google Maps doesn’t judge lunatic lovers.