Sofia Khan is Not Obliged

by Ayisha Malik

my lovely, teal, snakeskin, peep-toes (which, by the way, are offset perfectly by my coral scarf).

My favorite color combo, and also, I want both of those things.

Of course it’s not important whether someone’s read Harry Potter or not. Except that they must’ve been asleep for the better part of this century. Also, one shouldn’t off-handedly disparage something they’ve not read. 11 p.m. Though I reserve the right to do so for self-published erotica. Obviously.