Lingus

by Mariana Zapata

The eight bitches in front were all dressed up like trashy versions of country girls in microscopic cut-off jean shorts.

MAriana has so much internalized misogyny. How are you going to slut shame the women that are at the same porn convention line you are ?!

I knew I could tell her I was born a hermaphrodite

Smh smh smh

"Digging for gold?" the person, who I didn't see standing next to me, asked.

I would kill myself

I made a really unladylike noise from my nose, which sounded like a mutated snort that made his green eyes go wide.

Shes a judgemental piece of shit