The Memory Book

by Lara Avery

That was about how much I was prepared for an interaction with Stuart. Talking loudly to other people while he was in the room. Oh god.

Relatable

want you to know that I have always had an enormous crush on you.”

Damn she gets to the point

Maddie and I are both made of steel. No, mercury. We’re fluid and poisonous.

Oh god. Screw him. I mean, it. Sorry. I meant “screw it.” Freudian slip.

Lololol

Me: You working? Stuart: Yeeessss what’s up? Me: Am I your girlfriend?

Reminds me of how me and my boyfriend started dating. only i did it in person

fact, I’ve been really good for the past couple of days since Coop has been around.

PEOPLE DO NOT CURE DISEASE AND ILLNESS