“What gave me away?” “Several things. First being that you have complete intelligence in a dungeon where all of the other skeletons have nothing of the sort. Second, you claimed that you couldn’t remember your name then a minute later claimed that memories don’t degrade for undead indicating to me that you were being deliberately obtuse. Third, Squitters was happy to see you in spite of the fact that I can’t think of much a talking skull could do to endear itself to a dog other than letting him gnaw on you, which you don’t show any signs of. Plus you referred to cookies as ‘biscuits’. Everyone
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