Barbarian Alien (Ice Planet Barbarians, #2)

by Ruby Dixon

And Liz will yammer the entire time and scare off all the game.

Lol me

Liz, who talks endlessly even though she knows I can’t understand her, Liz, who would talk to a stone if it had ears, Liz, who even talks in her sleep — is silent.

“I totally don’t want you,” I pant, my cootie purring so loud it practically drowns me out. “My cootie is full of lies.”