I've a Feeling We're Not in Kansas Anymore (The "Buddies" Cycle Book 1)

by Ethan Mordden

No, there is only one way to hold a lover: by having a handsome face.

“He has the interests of a child of eight.” “He voted in the last election.” “For whom? The Velveteen Rabbit?”

And there are three names in gay: your own, the name of your one true best friend, and the name of your imaginary lover, whom you never meet.”

But to run across the man who accommodates your precise measurements of the romantic utopia is unlikely.