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again, please spare me.
oh FUCK OFF
DING DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER HERE, FOLKS!!
now come collect your prize. and by that i mean, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH HER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
then wHY ARE YOU GOING ON A FUCKING DATE WITH HER YOU'RE ALREADY ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING STUPID
again, subtle.
dhhsjsjsnsaja WHERE IS BO BURNHAM WJEN YOU NEED HIM LMFAO
also, i'm sorry but that was literally the dumbest thing i've ever heard. like, NO FUCKING SHIT, KATIE. that's like me saying "Stressed Out is so empowering because being an adult is so stressful, y'know?" sounds like something a stoner would say.
...how...
how could you not...how could you not notice that you and one of the biggest pop stars ever share the same fucking name? holy shit. i know the whole "dumb blonde" stereotype is stupid but HONEY YOU ARE FLOURISHING RIGHT NOW.
WOW
wow, ethan. just...wow. what a fucking scumbag you are.
none of this is realistic. none of this makes sense.
none
of
it
than just tell her the fucking truth.
what the actual fuck, dude
DUDE SHE JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU SHES INEXPERIENCED AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY FUCKING WHY SHE'S THAT WAY AND YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST MAULED HER WITH YOUR MOUTH WHY THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU THINK SHE LEFT
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ACTUALLY FUNCTION AS AN ADULT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING STUPID HOLY SHIT
unfortunately it's only figuratively.
hey, dumbass? the cops would've located you in no time and you still would've wound up in foster care. idiot.
bitch, my shoddy internet has better connection than you two. 🙄
EXCEPT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE YOU.
then fucking e-mail her back and tell her to go fuck herself. good lord, this isn't that hard to figure out.
it is an acceptable answer. it's just too bad that this isn't what's actually happening. if he truly didn't know and got scared away, god knows it's easier to swallow than what he's doing right now.
ooooh, a tank top, jeans and a hoodie, how ~risqué~~~~
my two year old niece wears outfits like that. jesus.
oh please, Soundgarden and STP are not that dark at all. 🙄 Slipknot, Manson and the Deftones are way darker.
right, because nerdy, wannabe Nirvana guys who are only known locally attract women in tiny dresses who flash them. this author has clearly never been to this type of show before.
are you fucking kidding me right now?
