I was active in music, sports, and school plays, and I was elected vice president. (My campaign speech included lines like “Girls just wanna have fun, but they want to be politicians, too.” And, “We built this city on rock ’n’ roll, but we should build this school upon leadership.” When I finished talking, I played recorded snippets of all the songs I’d mentioned, in case anyone had the nerve or cluelessness to miss my clever puns and pop culture references.)
