Truth or Beard (Winston Brothers, #1)

by Penny Reid

“Are you still Gandalf?

big naturals gandalf???

“You can’t tell the difference?”

honestly though isn't it kinda lame to be a full ass adult and still try to look the same

her six sons, and her daughter.

setting up the spinoffs i see

I was abruptly starring in the music video for Beyonce’s Naughty Girl

ok im already sick of the music references

I got the impression Cletus could see just fine without the flashlight,

i like cletus more than the others. even though his name is ridiculous.

“Who the hell are you, and what the hell are you doing here, and why the hell did you bite me?”

great instincts this guy... i see a lone woman by herself in the woods so i grab her from behind. dumbass at best.

Cattle, I thought.

bro

Though I couldn’t see well in the dark, I suspected he could see just fine.

are they werewolves or do men in this universe just have extra good vision

He was circumcised.

noted

Boots are for working, for walking through wet mud, for keeping feet from getting shredded by broken glass and falling machine parts.

i am man hur dur girly boots are dumb

’68 Plymouth Road Runner.”

it is sexy ngl

It was sexy as hell.

fear that I would be tied down, unable to travel, unable to leave.

My voice cracked as I asked, “He’s going to race, isn’t he?”

shes so observent

“You do that. You go unpack those groceries.” His twin nodded, still looking unrepentant. “You unpack those groceries so hard.”

These boys needed a woman at the house.

ugh

“I can’t believe she’s gone,”

i mean she obviously left her tons of money so now shedoesnt have to stay and work

“Warn me? About what?”

$$$$$

Hank also volunteered that she’d been spending more and more time at the Dragon Biker Bar, entertaining the Wraiths.

are we supposed to hate tina because i just feel really bad for her honestly

I was convinced he could bullshit his way out of a federal prison if the need ever arose.

pretty sure it has arisen

i think i dislike jessica greatly

This place was by far the best strip club in eastern Tennessee. I was no connoisseur, but Beau was,

?????

I was starting to think I never understood us.

its almost as if he was written to have a mysterious and bad past before his personality was established

Except she wasn’t my aunt. She was my birth mother.

oh yall wanted a twist

“Duane, Cletus installed the traps.”

oh shit

He doesn’t know Beau, but he can spot a bullshitter a mile away.” “Are you calling me a bullshitter?” Beau frowned at Jethro. “Yes. Yes, I am,” Jethro admitted smoothly. “Okay. Just making sure. Carry on.”

I turned from my desk and found Claire poking her head in my bedroom door,

who tf is claire

“I know who her daddy is.

ohhh. hes her daddy. ew.

“Razor wants the girl.”

to blackmail duane obviously.

“Why are you wearing those stupid glasses, Cletus? You don’t need glasses,” Beau asked impatiently. “It’s a fashion statement,”

its a camera

surrounded by sharks.

eels

He’d read them both the riot act over the phone, she said.

huh?

“I believe you. I told her on Thanksgiving to go to hell,

wait wheres tina

“And whose fault was that?” “Yours,” I answered immediately. His eyes narrowed, but now the curve of his mouth was a full smile. “That’s right, and don’t let me forget it.”

They needed a good woman to keep them safe,

ew