Truth or Beard (Winston Brothers, #1)

by Penny Reid

He had such pretty eyes, blue and glittering, mesmerizing…it was a shame they belonged to Satan.

I’d given him a penis stroke under false pretenses.

I was going to kiss her while I strangled her.

It didn’t have to be my name. Also acceptable: Oh God, and Yes please, and Don’t stop, and Harderfastermore.

I wanted to marry this girl. That was the truth of it. And maybe one day, after we’d been married for a while, I’d pull her in here and bend her over the table at the back and we’d have a real good time. Maybe we’d do it every Wednesday…when she was my wife.

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.” ROSEANNE BARR