The Raven King (The Raven Cycle, #4)

by Maggie Stiefvater

“Look, Sargent,” Ronan retorted. “I was gonna dream you some eye cream last night since clearly modern medicine’s doing jack shit for you, but I nearly had my ass handed to me by a death snake from the fourth circle of dream hell, so you’re welcome.” Blue looked appropriately touched. “Ah, thanks, man.” “No problem, bro.”

“It really is a helluva fixer-upper,” Henry said, because someone had to say it.