Pit Bulls vs Aliens

by Neal Wooten

“Proven?” The colonel smiled. “Just because someone with letters after their name said it doesn’t make it fact.”

As they arrived back at camp, the colonel called for a meeting with the other commanders and advisors, which included Major Strafford from the US Marines, Captain Owens from the National Guard, and General Echevarria from the Mexican Army. He had them meet him in the mobile command center. “This is nice,” Thomas said as he looked around the command center with its computers and communication devices. “Shhh,” Darren said. As they sat around the table

these are pretty low ranks for something si important.

Glenda looked up and smiled. “They need as many pit bulls as they can get to stop the alien invasion.” She walked out and looked down the long corridor of stalls housing most of the dogs and pointed. “Uncle Sam needs you.”

PETA would have a fit. Endangering those poor dogs just to save the world.