Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

by Becky Albertalli

Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway.

As a side note, don’t you think everyone should have to come out? Why is straight the default? Everyone should have to declare one way or another, and it should be this big awkward thing whether you’re straight, gay, bi, or whatever. I’m just saying.