Thanks to the wonders of technology, the merry pranksters secured a few hundred USB speakers, tiny little sticks that could play a few songs out loud. To these they uploaded popular hymns of the resistance—“Assad Is a Pig” and so on. Then they concealed the miniature speakers in the worst places they could find: rancid garbage cans, piles of manure, and anywhere else that reeked. Soon the cities were alive with the sound of music. Illegal, anti-regime music. Ordered to put an end to the forbidden songs, the cops had to find the speakers and destroy them. But to do that, they had to roll up
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