This is why it is as silly to assume that someone is a postmodernist because he emphasizes story as it would be to assume that someone was a Union soldier because he was on the field at Gettysburg, and had a gun. Right, he did, but which way was it pointed? With regard to this issue, one side will say that we have a responsibility to read our own story accurately, and fit it into God’s metanarrative, the absolute story, the ultimate story. The theme of this world’s history is, as a friend put it, “kill the dragon, get the girl.”