“He was naked, and his girlfriend just stood there and watched,” Mark explains. His head shakes in disbelief at what happened over the weekend. I laugh, not giving a fuck if I’m disrupting anyone, as usual. Even after Mr. Stevenson clears his throat a handful of times, I still can’t find the need to quiet down. Mr. Stevenson should know better by now. Craig, the idiot he is, hooked up with a freshman’s girlfriend at a party. The kid didn’t find humor in his innocent girlfriend losing her virginity to someone other

