Wiggle for me, Crandaddy
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had two large cranberries. Yes, cranberries for balls.
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“The name is Crandall McBerry. My friends call me Cran.”
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“That was….crantastic.”
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“That sounds…cran-derful.”
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Even Gordon Ramsay would be silent tasting you.”
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“Wiggle for me, Crandaddy.”
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want your sauce all over my Thanksgiving spread.”
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“Holy mashed potatoes.”