Mom: What do you think? Me: It’s definitely a statement. 8 Mom: I make the perfect Virgin Mary and your father is a dashing Joseph. I wish you would reconsider being baby Jesus. It would be so cute, seeing as you are our child after all. People would love it. Me: Jack is also your child, and you aren’t forcing him to lie in an adult manger with wheels on it. “I cannot believe your father built a manger and expected you to lie in it,” Poppy said over hysterical laughter as she and I both waited for my mom’s response. Mom: It’s his wedding, my love. He and Holly already had a plan for their
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