You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

by Felicia Day

I’m a praise monkey. (Will perform for smiles!)

You want them to hire you to be someone you’re not. So if you lie well, you’re showing them how great you’re gonna be at the job!”

because everything felt shattered into a thousand-piece puzzle. But I finally sat down and tried to put those pieces back together, one by one.

With the help of frickin’ Dixie Cups.

I realize what a blessing writing this memoir has been: now that I’ve told my story, I am free to change.