You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

by Felicia Day

my personal life philosophy is always to assume the worst, then you’re never disappointed.

I, objectively, give VERY good tweet.

(FYI, it isn’t how I suspected. If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra-large Cheeto).

There was Heaven, then there was Earth, then there was YouTube, right?

There are enough negative forces in this world—don’t let the pessimistic voice that lives inside you get away with that stuff, too. That voice is NOT a good roommate.

Then I learned that “bathed in horror” is an actual feeling, not a colorful writing metaphor.