You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

by Felicia Day

my personal life philosophy is always to assume the worst, then you’re never disappointed. BAM! Highlight that previous sentence, baby! It’ll be one of many quotable life-nuggets you’ll be able to pull from this thing.

whoever these “John,” “Matthew,” and “Judas” people were, they were NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME.

I’ve always felt like a failure inside if I’m not already a success.

I expected perfection as soon as the pencil hit the paper, and since that’s impossible, I couldn’t get myself to start. Then I felt guilty about not starting, which made me want to start even less.