“You don’t care? Bro, the girl threw a tic so hard yesterday she yelled ‘Pancake Jesus’! What the hell you think she gon’ say in front of yo’ folks? The board of investors? What if she tic out mid-event and start shouting Bible verses at the ribbon-cutting? ‘In the name of Leviticus, let there be condos!’ You think that's gon' help yo’ stock price?”