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Stupid magical hotel wouldn’t even allow me to properly vandalize things.
“As for the senior warriors, they don’t always mix well. Imagine a really violent retirement home.”
Our little hallway group was a veritable United Nations of Cussing.
Your dwarf’s pith helmet is stupid.
It is woven with the most powerful paradoxes in the Nine Worlds—Wi-Fi with no lag, a politician’s sincerity, a printer that prints, healthy deep-fried food, and an interesting grammar lecture!”
“And a former Valkyrie with an ax she very much does know how to use.”
I figured our attempted getaway would go viral on the Dwarven Internet, famous among Internets.
“You really should take better care of your elf. They need lots of sunshine—not this weak Jotunheim light. And you can’t overwater them by drowning them in rivers.”
“But the other thing is: we’re Vikings. We’re pretty bad at following orders. So consider yourself free again.”
“By Gungnir, the hallowed weapon of the All-Father, I declare that these seven heroes shall have full rights of passage through the Nine Worlds, including Valhalla. Wherever they go, they shall go in my name, serving the will of Asgard. Let no one interfere on pain of death!”
