The Sword of Summer (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, #1)

by Rick Riordan

this thane called you a dwarf and an elf. I’m guessing”—I pointed at Blitz—“you’re the dwarf?” “Typical,” Blitz grumbled. “Assume I’m the dwarf because I’m short.” “So you’re not the dwarf?” He sighed. “No. I’m the dwarf.”