The Crown of Ptolemy (Demigods & Magicians, #3)
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I wanted to get up and face Setne, but my rear end had other ideas. It wanted to stay where it was and be in extreme pain. Butts are like that sometimes. They can be, well, butts.
Abbie Weaver
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I LOVE PERCY
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“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?” Wadjet roared. “YOU DARE TAKE A SELFIE WITH THE COBRA GODDESS?”
Abbie Weaver
Lol apparently
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The camel bellowed and farted, which made me appreciate it even more.
Abbie Weaver
I love this camel
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As for Sadie, she didn’t appear interested in strategy. She leaped from puddle to puddle in her combat boots. She hummed to herself, twirled like a little kid, and occasionally pulled random things out of her backpack: wax animal figurines, some string, a piece of chalk, a bright yellow bag of candy. She reminded me of someone…. Then it occurred to me. She looked like a younger version of Annabeth, but her fidgeting and hyperness reminded me of…well, me. If Annabeth and I ever had a daughter, she might be a lot like Sadie. Whoa. It’s not like I’d never dreamed about kids before. I mean, you ...more
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Yet, looking at Sadie, I could imagine that someday maybe I’d have a little girl who looked like Annabeth and acted like me—a cute little hellion of a demigod, stomping through puddles and flattening monsters with magic camels.
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Carter nudged me. “Were you listening?” “Yes. No. What?” Annabeth sighed. “Percy, explaining things to you is like lecturing a gerbil.”
Abbie Weaver
She's not wrong tho
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“Giant chicken mode,” I remembered. “Dude, my avatar is a falcon-headed warrior.” “I still think you could get a sponsorship deal with KFC. Make some big bucks.”
Abbie Weaver
Not many ppl can make me laugh out loud but you managed to with this one
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“Carter, give it a shot,” I said. “The only thing better than a giant chicken man is a giant invisible chicken man.”
Abbie Weaver
Man I forgot how much I love Percy
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“Steer me?” I protested. “Hey, lady, I’m not a Toyota.”
Abbie Weaver
Ha that's great