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“So, you’re really gonna swoon over some fictional nigga in my face like I won’t throw your kindle in the pool and burn all your paperbacks, including the special editions,” I said with all seriousness.
Too far
You shoot out the tires on one lil nigglet’s Power Wheels and you’re the bad guy. He wasn’t about to ride around with my daughter in his passenger seat with his arm around her like he was a five-year-old pimp. Why that old ass lil boy still had a Power Wheel anyway?
Sir
“Baby girl, I will try my best. I promise.”
He gon act up
Yep, a nigga had a four almost five-year-old little sister.
Ghetto lol
Ryne, do you know what I was doing in the eighth grade? Fucking.” There was silence for a moment. “Let me tell you what else I know when I see, . . . boys who are fucking.”
Lmaoooo
Yeah, Samuel fully understands the assignment. I might have to start calling him Pop.
Lmao
“Hey, ladies, guess what? Y’all are going with me to Southern Hearts and Signed Kisses in Columbia.” They both gasped. The organizers Kimberly Brown and Iesha Bree invited me to be a featured booktoker influencer. When I got the invitation, I almost lost my mind.
Omg
Author Kami offered to do it.” His head tilted to the side. “So authors out here doing hair and selling books? Ruth, don’t let that lady make my babies’ hair fall out.”
Lmao
Her face etched with confusion. “What, Mega? Eat, pray, love, what does that mean?” “I’m gonna eat the pussy, pray you can take this dick that I’m about to punish you with, then love on you before we take a nap after our shower and before dinner.”
Ooop
The girls looked at each other, then at me. Maggie’s upper lip rose. “No, I don’t like Ryne like that. He’s actually Lisa’s boyfriend, or so she says. I just wanted to show her that these niggas ain’t loyal.” Her eyes widened, and she smacked her hand over her mouth. “I’m sorry, Daddy!”
Maggie her daddy child
That lil brunch in the morning, I’m gonna be there to talk to this Kami ’cause I got a few questions for her.”
Lmao
What do you know, Iesha Bree reached back and told me that she put me on the guest list.
Lmaooo
Now, where is this Kami Holt?
Not my girl
“Alright, now, where is this Jahquel J chick? She got thousands of my dollars, so I need to have five minutes of her time.”
Run Jah
His slick ass wanted to confront Kami about the girls’ hair and apparently Jahquel J about my excessive purchases. It was so embarrassing. Mega pulled out a piece of paper from his back pocket when he spoke to Jah and went through all the book boxes, merch, perfumes, and anything else that I had purchased that aligned to her. I was almost ashamed to know that it was over $3,000. My husband does too much too often.
Lmaoooo
“You kill one bouquet of flowers and suddenly you’re a flower murderer.” “No, Mommy, you’re not a flower murderer. You’re just a flower killer.
Lmaooooo
Murderers mean to do what they did most of the time. Sometimes you can accident kill.
Lmao mega taught her that
“Um, I met you at Ned and Shan’s vow renewal reception years ago.” He settled deeper into his seat. “My name is Trevor.” Like a wrecking ball, it hit me. “Wait, not the heathen drummer boy? I thought you went away.” My jaw clicked. “Croy, what happened to the doctor fella?”
Lmaoooo
“I don’t think it matters what happened to the doctor fella. I’m here now. That’s what matters,” Trevor responded.
He crazy huh
Trevor smiled. “I once learned from a wise man that Joshua 1:9 says, ‘Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.’ I fear no man. God is the only person that I fear.”
Lmao
the horse doesn’t touch the jockey. Let me ride.”
Oooop
I promise we won’t tell your daddy or Uncle Ned tonight.
Not ever. Just not tonight
So many people failed you, and that should not have happened. Now we are here at a crossroad of what to do. Well, not really, because both of you are going to die tonight. I just feel that you need to know why. Ned, take it away.”
Def fiona cousin
