I'm So Mega

by Mel Dau

“See, I knew I should have had the talk with this nigga when they first started dating. Now your irresponsible peen got my mama pregnant,” I

“Alright, now, where is this Jahquel J chick? She got thousands of my dollars, so I need to have five minutes of her time.”

Violence was not the answer, but sometimes, it needed to be a part of the conversation to get to the solution.