I'm So Mega
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by Mel Dau
Read between September 14 - September 14, 2025
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Be you at all costs.
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“So, you’re really gonna swoon over some fictional nigga in my face like I won’t throw your kindle in the pool and burn all your paperbacks, including the special editions,”
Danielle Phoenix
Crazy ass lol
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“Talking about some ooh wee over a nigga made up in someone’s mind. You better ooh wee on this dick tonight, since you ooh weeing.”
Danielle Phoenix
Lmao
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He was maturely ignorant.
Danielle Phoenix
Lmao
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“So, you out here letting our daughter go on dates now? What’s next? She becomes a waitress at Glory Soul Food, and some nigga comes in talking about, that’s my wife. Now we got an aggie nigga following around our daughter like a puppy.”
Danielle Phoenix
The shade lol
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Platonic love was just as strong as romantic.
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“Megatron, I promise if you embarrass our daughter tonight, you will forget that I have a pussy. Play with me if you think it’s sweet.”
Danielle Phoenix
Listen at Ruth lol
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“So, wife, what that means is, if we ain’t fuckin’, then we’re praying. As long as we mutually agree, of course.”
Danielle Phoenix
He crazy lol
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“See, I knew I should have had the talk with this nigga when they first started dating. Now your irresponsible peen got my mama pregnant,” I said before I pointed at Samuel.
Danielle Phoenix
Lmao
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Oh, and as far as my irresponsible peen, your mama gets it every night. Mind your peen, not mine.”
Danielle Phoenix
Whomp lol he told him
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Ruth needed to stop underestimating me. Megatron Loric Manfield was on his book bae shit in that email.
Danielle Phoenix
why is he like this lol
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I ask if the desire enters Johnni’s heart to flirt, proposition, masturbate to my husband or another woman’s husband that You move to the side to let genital warts fall upon her. Allow the plague of stink breath to hit her like a typhoon. Put the desire of a virtuous woman in her heart as described in Proverbs 31:10-31 and remove whorish thoughts and actions. Let the Jesus juice stain her tongue like a scarlet letter. All these things we ask in Your precious name, Amen.”
Danielle Phoenix
Omg!!!!
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He nodded. “So, like, what does she need from me? Is there anything that I can do?”
Danielle Phoenix
Awww
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His head bucked back before he threw the pajamas and the slippers in the air. “Ah, see, when you’re obedient, good things happen. Come on, throat master, and let me put this dick down it.”
Danielle Phoenix
Just silly
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I put Ruth to bed with some dick melatonin,
Danielle Phoenix
I need some of that
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Welp, dick, have your way. Ruth used a hard cuss word or two probably once every quarter. I hated this part of my walk with Big G, and I knew it was wrong, but when Ruth sinned, it turned me on. Yeah, that was crazy, and I needed to be delivered from it.
Danielle Phoenix
He cant take anything serious
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Violence was not the answer, but sometimes, it needed to be a part of the conversation to get to the solution.
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I had my expense report ready to email for reimbursement.
Danielle Phoenix
Cuz one thing he will do is take his money back
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“Oh, I already have a name. Real Niggas Love The Lord.” I smiled. “That goes hard, doesn’t it?”
Danielle Phoenix
Lmao he was too serious
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She texted me some random letters earlier. When I didn’t respond, she called me. Apparently, those letters were her reminder to me.”
Danielle Phoenix
Aww lol
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If the people around you couldn’t tell you what was up about you, then you needed new people.
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is being real about what you do and understanding that stuff comes with it.”
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On some real, you can’t always define yourself by your actions. It’s your heart. The moment you define yourself by what you do in opposition of your heart, you become that action.
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“No, Mommy, you’re not a flower murderer. You’re just a flower killer. Murderers mean to do what they did most of the time. Sometimes you can accident kill. You accident kill my flowers, so you’re a flower killer,” Megan pointed out.
Danielle Phoenix
Lol she is too cute
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“On my day, you better not be crocked in my line. I’on play that.”
Danielle Phoenix
Act like her brother
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“I do. You said I have to do everything my hand touches with excellent. I do that.” She turned her little four-year-old nose up.
Danielle Phoenix
Ok sis lol
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The pause before she said friend messed me up. Did this little girl just introduce me to her boyfriend?
Danielle Phoenix
Im weak lmao
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My friend circle was a bunch of psycho niggas.
Danielle Phoenix
Birds of a feather flock together
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reached behind his back, pulled his gun, and cocked it. Oh, okay, that kind of party. Like an orchestra of clicks, each of us did the same, even Samuel. Trevor’s eyes bucked for a split second, but he recovered quickly.
Danielle Phoenix
They are crazy lol even samuel lol
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asked what that had to do with anything, he lifted me from his body. “Nah, I don’t have time to be running around this house looking for a missing pussy. I’ll beat my dick in the shower before I do that again.”
Danielle Phoenix
What?!! Lmao
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Give me that mouth hole. At least if your throat falls out, you won’t be talking.”
Danielle Phoenix
A whole fool