I'm So Mega

by Mel Dau

“God, I also come to You as the God of vengeance. There are times that we need You to reprimand us to show us that You will not stand for the things that are not of You. I ask if the desire enters Johnni’s heart to flirt, proposition, masturbate to my husband or another woman’s husband that You move to the side to let genital warts fall upon her. Allow the plague of stink breath to hit her like a typhoon. Put the desire of a virtuous woman in her heart as described in Proverbs 31:10-31 and remove whorish thoughts and actions. Let the Jesus juice stain her tongue like a scarlet letter. All these things we ask in Your precious name, Amen.”