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Dedicated to greedy bisexuals. You can have it all and in fact, you deserve it. Never change, darlings.
but the thought of easing my boundaries for a man made me want to jump in the Chattahoochee and let a snapping turla eat my coochie.
Sucking his cousin’s dick on the band stage to get back at him wasn’t my finest moment, but damn was it fun.
Jumping jehoshaphats
taking the girl he cheated on me with home probably wasn’t all that great of a choice either.
Cheese and crackers lol
I had friends who loved me, and I was used to being valued. That wasn't a guarantee with casual sex. So I quickly got over the novelty of unattachment.
Sigh
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and I still had a vase full of fresh flowers every Thursday, purses that were purely ornamental when we went out together, and a standing Saturday night date that always ended in cuddles.
🥰
“Stop trying to buy me stuff.” “No. You're my baby,” she said with an unyielding scowl.
Damn now I’m missing my Granny.
“Claudette, don't stress me out. I'm not moving to LA,” I chuckled dryly. “Girl, I don't know who you think you calling Claudette, but Claudette fights unlike Granny.”
“You want me to leave it alone, fine I will. But you can only buy so many batteries before it becomes a government concern,” Granny tutted. “They make rechargeable ones now,” I grumbled while unbuckling my seat belt.
Something to soothe the sting of my only living relative basically calling me an incel.
Lmao that is not what that lady said
So this was something else. I was being haunted, tortured, and straight up edged.
“I am acting right,” I pouted. “It's three in the afternoon and I still have clothes on.”
“Ok, coochie connoisseur. We’ll see. Just let me finish up with my current plate first.” “Yes please,” I laughed as his arms wrapped around me. “Give me that act right.”
Contrary to popular belief hoes did get cold, and I had no intention of letting Jack Frost blow his wintery-ass breath up my snatch.
“People start treating you like you musty if you tell them your poly.”
“Oh that’s cool I didn’t know that,” I nodded, wondering why Sam never thought to mention her fine ass friend from way back to her supposed favorite cousin. Sam didn’t know it yet, but she was definitely getting socks for Christmas. How dare she?
Plus my coochie had a heartbeat and she hardly ever steered me wrong. Her intuition rivaled the late great, Octavia Butler’s.
She not bout to worry me
“Do we make you horny, Ermias?” Luci teased while massaging Maia's nipples. “Do you like watching Maia play with my pussy?”
I wrapped my hand around the base of my shaft and squeezed, attempting to feel something else besides undeniable need, and the girls lit up. Nasty lil things. I could tell they wanted to watch me jack it, but I wouldn't give them the satisfaction so soon.
“Luci's so wet and sticky, Ermias,” Maia cooed with a pout. “Come taste her.” I shook my head no, barely resisting the temptation to crawl over on my hands and knees and rub my face in their mess.
knew that they would be ganging up on me for the foreseeable future. If I had more blood flow to my brain I probably would've been concerned,
“The fuck is you thinking I was going to allow y'all a moment of peace after you two spent the last hour trying my sanity.”
I felt a brief pang of jealousy, mostly because Erm would be able to appreciate her tightness more than I ever could. The world was too kind to men.
I didn’t want to break her heart so I simply wouldn’t. Instead I’d just break her back. No correction, we’d break her back. Together.
All of that was very good, but then he had to go and moan.
“I know, mamas,” she cooed while pecking me. “He's a little too good at plumbing pipes sometimes.” “So good,” I nodded while nuzzling her chest. “These fucking veins. Oh my God, Ermias.”
“I hope you know,” she sighed. “I be trying to beat the toxic woman-love allegations, but I’m thinking about popping up here if you try to ghost me.” “Luci, that’s not how you ask people to be your girlfriend,” Erm chided.
“Luci, are you trying to take care of me when I’m sick?” Maia giggled. “Baby, I’m tryna take care of you always,” I grinned. “In sickness and in health.”
“Whatever,” I scoffed before Maia added. “Unlock the door so we can soak and get our tea.” “I’m already getting tired of you two bossing me around,” he fake huffed while doing exactly what we asked.
He grinned, showing off all 32 of his pearly whites, took three big steps forward, and then reached into his pants for… A damn spray bottle. He sprayed us with cold water like a pair misbehaving cats. “Erm, what the fuck?” we hissed. “You two hornballs tried to trick me, that’s the fuck,” he tutted.
“Everything's fine, baby,” I nodded. “The girls are just planning our next Group Trip. This year's theme is garden party.”
