Snowbound

by Jane Henry

Chocolate doesn’t lie. Chocolate doesn’t fuck a stranger in your own bed and leave someone’s slutty panties for you to find. Chocolate is loyal.

Where are you?? Someone said you packed up and left. You can’t do that It takes every effort I have not to tell him he can’t put his dick in a woman after taking vows to me, and he’s totally lost any right to knowledge of my whereabouts.

Maybe it’s just a squirrel looking for his lost nut. I snicker into my coffee. Lost nut? God, I’m twelve.

Jesus Christ on a cracker.”